Est. 2026 · A free-software foundry
The Fisher Slopworks Co is a tiny workshop for small, sharp software, and then we let it loose. VPN control planes, AI agents, terminal toys, the odd editor plugin. Every line written by a machine, shipped in the open, free for anyone to use or take apart.
Each repo does one thing and tries to do it cleanly: a die that rolls, a bot you can keep an eye on, a panel that wrangles a fleet of servers. No platforms, no suites, nothing that needs a sales call. Small enough to hold in one hand.
Every project is AGPL-3.0-or-later and REUSE-compliant. There's a Code of Conduct, a security policy, and a CI job that fails the build the moment a stray license slips in. Read it, fork it, check our work.
Not a single line here was typed by a human. Every project is AI-generated, and we put that right in the README. The name's a wink at the “slop”; the discipline around it isn't. Nothing ships without tests, a review, and a license.
Eleven tools across six languages, not a platform among them. Sort the haul by trade.
Fleet control for self-hosted VPN.
An admin panel that sits in front of 3X-UI. Add a user once and they appear on every server with a share link ready to send — self-hosting a VPN for a few people without it feeling like a job.
View repository ↗A kanban board that writes the code.
A local AI orchestrator dressed as a kanban board. Drop a task in a column; an agent picks it up inside an isolated git worktree, pushes, and a second agent reviews the diff before it ever reaches you.
View repository ↗An AI Telegram bot you can watch.
A Telegram bot wired to OpenRouter — tool-calling, per-user rate limits, bring-your-own-key, and a full Prometheus + VictoriaMetrics stack so you can see every token it spends.
View repository ↗Breathe-easy metrics for an ESP32.
Firmware that reads CO₂ and temperature off a ZyAura ZG-01 and serves it as Prometheus metrics — captive-portal WiFi setup, over-the-air updates with automatic rollback, and a status LED you can read across the room.
View repository ↗Roll one ten-sided die — beautifully.
A real pentagonal trapezohedron simulated as a rigid body on a raw canvas. Grab it, fling it, watch it tumble and settle. No 3D engine, no physics library, and provably fair — renderer and physics written from scratch.
View repository ↗Blazingly fast terminal lyrics. /* straight-faced */
A Spotify lyrics viewer for your terminal, ported to Rust — synced scroll, queue merge, and CJK romanization (pinyin, romaji, Korean) for when you want to sing along but can't read the characters.
View repository ↗Make LRC files by tapping along.
A terminal tool for timing lyrics: play a song, tap the spacebar on each line, get timestamps. Fix what's off, save. A clean port/adapter design with swappable audio, lyric, and publisher backends.
View repository ↗Karaoke lyrics — inside Minecraft.
Synced Spotify lyrics that scroll on a CC:Tweaked computer. It works out what's playing, pulls the words from LRCLib, and lights up the current line in time with the music. Looks great on a wall of monitors, too.
View repository ↗One click to ignore a file.
A tiny VS Code extension: right-click to add a file to .gitignore
(shared) or .git/info/exclude (just you). Root-anchored, exact-match patterns with
metacharacters escaped — it never catches the wrong file.
A color per project window.
Gives every project its own status-bar color, so you always know which window is which. It picks a readable text color by WCAG contrast and re-derives the shade for light or dark themes automatically.
View repository ↗Every project starts here.
The repository each new tool is cut from — AGPL-3.0-or-later, REUSE-compliant, with the Code of Conduct, security policy, and CI wired in from the first commit. One script renames it and gets out of the way.
View repository ↗Nothing is decided up front. The die starts in a random orientation and tumbles across the floor like a real rigid body — proper inertia tensor, gravity, friction, the works — until it settles on whatever face happens to land up. Renderer and physics both written from scratch: no three.js, no physics engine, nothing pulled off npm.
Grab it and fling it, or just mash Space. That's the real toy in the porthole, not a screenshot.
One bar every repository clears before it ships — checked by machines, not vibes.
Every project carries the GNU Affero GPL — the explicit or-later grant — declared in the manifest, the README, and the license text itself. Use it, study it, change it, share it.
Every file declares its copyright and license. reuse lint
runs in CI on every push and pull request — a red check blocks the merge,
so provenance never drifts.
Code of Conduct, security policy, and contribution guide live once in
.github and reach every repo automatically. New tools are cut
from a single template.
The whole standard is written down in COMPLIANCE.md. Even this website follows it — it's free software too.